The Poop Mystery
Here The Poop Mystery that I will not soon forget. Never assume. Never guess. Use your sense. Think before you eat!
Fresh out of bed, run to grab a shower, come out ready to start my day (forgetting to put on the all-important pair of glasses)…I look down and I think “why are there chocolate bits on my floor?” I reach down to pick it up and try to see it more clearly and I realize I’ve picked up bits of dried dog crap.
He has laughed and laughed about my poop mystery. I have been known to wake up with a bag of Snickers under my arm. Seriously, I have a problem. I lost my sweet tooth a long time ago, but it has come back. Honestly, with a vengeance.
So, I felt like it was a good assumption that it was chocolate that had fallen off my shirt. This could have occurred at any time due to going to the bathroom and all. Alas, I was wrong and I should really stop smelling all the things.
The moral to the Story
Ah, the start to my morning.
Lesson Learned in a Moment.
Don’t assume anything….ever.