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The Most Disturbing Recipe EVER

The Most Disturbing Recipe EVERThe Most Disturbing Recipe EVER

Oh. My.  Goodness. This is, hands down, The Most Disturbing Recipe EVER. I love cheese. Indeed, it is my friend, my best friend to be exact. I eat cheese almost daily. When stressed, I eat Parmesan with a spoon out of the container.

It’s a problem.

We all know that.

Life Changes

So, knowing that H now has to go gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, and taste-free has upset me terribly. How am I going to make my soup? Seriously? How am I going to FUNCTION???

I am being dramatic, I know this…but oddly, I am serious.

To try, I stumbled upon the Minimalist Baker website. She has a beautiful site with simple vegan recipes. I decided to step out of my comfort zone and try the Vegan Parmesan recipe.

4 Ingredients.

That is just four ingredients and a food processor. I was blown away. Those who know and love Parmesan see that it has that nutty taste. This recipe tastes not exactly like it but pretty darn close.

How-To

3/4 c. unsalted cashews

3 T. Nutritional Yeast

1/4 tsp. garlic powder

3/4 tsp. kosher salt (any can be used)

Pulse all ingredients in a food processor. If you pulse too long, you will release the oils of the cashews, and it can get clumpy. So, in order to prevent that, pulse then stop; pulse then stop type of thing until you get the desired consistency. Store in a container or a baggie.

Dude

I need a nap after this, for real. I’m making Chicken Parmesan tonight, and I will sprinkle this on top to see if anyone can tell the difference.

 

Recipes and Cooking

Simple Ham Pockets Recipe

Simple Ham Pockets Recipe

This Simple Ham Pockets Recipe is so easy for a busy night.  Sadly, the week I made this was jam-packed with doctors’ appointments and busyness.  I struggle to keep my eyes above the waves on a week like this.  In my moments of stillness, I sent off 5 cards to people to tell them I loved them.  Also, I whipped this up because I did not have the energy to do anything else.

Simple Ham Pockets Recipe

~ Ham (I used about 1/2 of a pre-sliced KY Legend ham)

~Minced Onions

~Seasoning mix

~Cream cheese

~Cheddar Cheese

~4 Buttery Crescent rolls

Directions:

I put in all ingredients except the crescent rolls in a food processor.  I blended that well until Ham, and the cream cheese was mixed.

Transfer all of that to a bowl.  Add more cheddar if you want.  I did cause I like cheddar.

Roll out your crescent roll dough.  Place your mixture at the larger end of the dough and roll.

It made 24 stuffed crescent rolls.  There was 2 rolls leftover that I just cooked with the stuffed ones.

Bake on an ungreased cookie sheet at 350 for 12 minutes.

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